Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Drop what you're doing and watch this practical joke from 'Temple of Doom'

It was long rumored among movie fans that Steven Spielberg had played a practical joke on Harrison Ford while shooting Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.  The story was that Barbra Streisand came on set dressed as a dominatrix and whipped Indy while he was tied up.  This footage was said to be a part of Speilberg's private blooper reel, so there was no way to confirm this. put that movie myth to rest as they got their hands on the footage.  What we discover is that practical joke had a couple of other stars.  Carrie Fisher and The Empire Strikes Back director Irvin Kershner.

Sadly the footage is an obvious bootleg from a screening, so the audio and picture are pretty grainy.  Take the jump to see it.

I know, you couldn't make out a thing.  Luckily there's a transcription.

Barbra Streisand: "This is for Guns of Navarone!"
Barbra Streisand: "Guns of Navarone? No..."
Harrison Ford: "For Force Ten..."
Barbra Streisand: "For Force Ten!" (Ed. note: She mean FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE not GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.)
Barbra Streisand: "This is for Hanover Street!"
Barbra Streisand: "This is for all the money you’re going to make on Return of the Jedi!"
Harrison Ford: "Who's that?"
Carrie Fisher: "Someone who needs you!"
Irvin Kershner: "What the hell is the matter with you? Steve! Come on! I don't believe one word you're saying. Now come on, do it again."
Barbra Streisand: "Give me a reason!"
Harrison Ford: "It's the dialogue!"
Carrie Fisher: "Can I change lines?"
Irvin Kershner: "Listen."
Carrie Fisher: "Yeah?"
Irvin Kershner: "I want you to believe what you are doing!"
Carrie Fisher: "Okay."
Irvin Kershner: "You call that shouting? You call that pain?"
Harrison Ford: "Steven…"
Irvin Kershner: "Steve, how can you let him do this? Come on!"
Harrison Ford: "Okay ready... ready."
Carrie Fisher: "I'll be good, I promise."
Irvin Kershner: "Do it again!"
Harrison Ford: "Really hit me! Really hit me this time!"
Barbra Streisand: "Okay."
Harrison Ford: "Don't do it with such... really hit me!"
Barbra Streisand: "I feel like a faggot..."

Perhaps once the Indiana Jones trilogy comes to Blu-Ray we'll see it on there.  If it does Barbra's whip will be digitally replaced with a walkie-talkie and say she , "..feels like a Republican," instead of dropping the F-bomb.

What say you?

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