Friday, March 27, 2009

Don't Drop the Soap, or You'll Be Saying More than Sham-WOW!

I cannot tell you how happy this story made me.

The Smoking Gun reports that Vince Shlomi (aka Vince from ShamWOW) was arrested in Miami last month for felony battery.

Wait, it gets better.

Apparently 44 year old Vince invited a young working lady (26 year old Sasha Harris) back to his expensive hotel room, where she was to perform a ShamWow absorbancy test for which she would be compensated $1000. Alright, she actually propositioned him for sex at the aforementioned rate.

According to the police report, when Vince kissed her, Harris bit his tongue and would not let go. Now, I've seen Cathouse; isn't the first rule "No Kissing?"

Well, Vince proceeded to repeatedly Sham-POW her until she let go of his tongue. He then ran downstairs where hotel management called the cops.

Both Vince and Harris were arrested for felony aggravated battery, however Prosecutors have declined to file formal charges against either of them.

Please tell me this means I no longer have to see back-to-back commercials for a $20 shamois anymore...

POPped (in the face) by TheEdley


  1. wow... at first I thought that was a horrible photo of ... oh shit... now his name is escaping me. oh shit... uh... that guy in "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas", the one that isn't Johnny depp. Damn... i'm usually so much better than this. Benetio Del Toro!!

  2. @Teece, speaking of which, have you seen the 3 stooges post>

  3. This should make the Oxi-clean dude happy. He was on the Kevin and Bean show this week and just went on and on about how he this dude better pray that they don't meet, blah blah, gonna kick his ass, yadda yadda yadda. Perhaps they framed him.

    Oh, and I love the tags